Can You Please Page Mike Hunt
Ok the name says it all. No I don't actually know a person named Mike Hunt. However, when I was a young buck (wait I still am - at least I like to think so...) I used to work in a grocery store. I won't share the store name...
Anyway we had this manager that was an front end airhead jerk manager. What we used to do was go out to the pay phone out front and call the store and say...
"hello, my name is josh hunt and my father should be there in the store shopping. Can you please page him for me? It is sort of an emergency. You see my mother told me to call. She's paraplegic and can't use the phone. She told me to call and have him pick up some pigs feet. So can you please page Mike Hunt for me? It's important, I don't want to get in trouble. I will be waiting right here... "
After they say "why sure, I can do that" Which they always do by the way. We set the phone down then go inside and listen.
They always fall for it... Yes I know it's childish but when your 16 - 17 it is pretty damn funny. Especially in a grocery store on the PA system.
Anyway we had this manager that was an front end airhead jerk manager. What we used to do was go out to the pay phone out front and call the store and say...
"hello, my name is josh hunt and my father should be there in the store shopping. Can you please page him for me? It is sort of an emergency. You see my mother told me to call. She's paraplegic and can't use the phone. She told me to call and have him pick up some pigs feet. So can you please page Mike Hunt for me? It's important, I don't want to get in trouble. I will be waiting right here... "
After they say "why sure, I can do that" Which they always do by the way. We set the phone down then go inside and listen.
They always fall for it... Yes I know it's childish but when your 16 - 17 it is pretty damn funny. Especially in a grocery store on the PA system.
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