The Greatest Story Ever Told
It was a nice spring afternoon and these two guys, Owen and Mark, decided it would be fun to eat some mushrooms and wander around in the woods near their house. They walked around for awhile and when dusk hit they decided to head back home. On the way back they ran into a troll. Yes a troll. A living, breathing troll. They tried to talk to the troll but they couldn't understand anything it said. Nonetheless they befriended the troll and decided to bring it home.
They get home with the troll and gave it a pb&j, chunky style peanut butter, and made a bed for it to sleep on in the a spare room. The troll went to sleep and they continued on with their evening of drug induced entertainment. When they woke up the next day they began talking about what a crazy hallucination the troll had been and decided to go clean up the makeshift bed that was a little more than a blanket and a pillow on the floor. To their absolute shock and surprise the troll was still there. Only the troll wasn't a troll at all, it was a six year old girl with down syndrome! And that's not even the craziest part. They called the police who came and picked the girl up informing Owen and Mark that the girl had been lost in the woods for a couple days. (See how the two drugged-up unwitting kidnappers just turned into heroes, nice.) And yes it gets better, the guys received a $50,000 reward that had been posted upon her disappearance for anyone who could find her.
Moral of the story: Don’t make me tell you, you already know.
They get home with the troll and gave it a pb&j, chunky style peanut butter, and made a bed for it to sleep on in the a spare room. The troll went to sleep and they continued on with their evening of drug induced entertainment. When they woke up the next day they began talking about what a crazy hallucination the troll had been and decided to go clean up the makeshift bed that was a little more than a blanket and a pillow on the floor. To their absolute shock and surprise the troll was still there. Only the troll wasn't a troll at all, it was a six year old girl with down syndrome! And that's not even the craziest part. They called the police who came and picked the girl up informing Owen and Mark that the girl had been lost in the woods for a couple days. (See how the two drugged-up unwitting kidnappers just turned into heroes, nice.) And yes it gets better, the guys received a $50,000 reward that had been posted upon her disappearance for anyone who could find her.
Moral of the story: Don’t make me tell you, you already know.
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